Category Archives: *****

American Beauty

My name is self. This is my blog. This is (very much) my life. I am twenty-three years old, in less than a year (chances are), I’ll be dead. But, of course, I don’t know that (for a fact) yet. … Continue reading

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Toy Story 2 / Ratatouille / Toy Story 3

Wake at 9am and begin revision of Toy Story 2 as self has date with non-flatmate current-workmate Valentina at 3pm to watch Toy Story 3 at Empire cinema in Leicester Square. Self has seen original toy tale several times but … Continue reading

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Helvetica

DUE TO FONT LIMITATIONS OF WORDPRESS, SELF IS INCLINED TO INCLUDE LINK TO ORIGINAL BLOG ENTRY ON OLD BLOGGING SITE BLOOGER.COM. THIS IS LINK.

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Objectified

Return home from work hour later than usual in hope of increasing capital at workplace. Flatmate Johnny in later stages of bottle of wine. Flatmate Tom AWL. Spend length of time discussing film ideas with flatmate Johnny. Self edging nearer … Continue reading

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Unforgiven

Wake sporadically from 6am to 11.30am at half hour intervals drenched in sweat caused by either fever or guilt regarding vaguely anti-Mandela comments made in previous post. Previous day spent barbecuing various meats and drinking recently released environmentally friendly lager. … Continue reading

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Two Much / Sky-caper / Wound Footage

Wake at 9am feeling bright but have mood sledge-hammered by scarcity of job offers in inbox. Cascade back into bed and wake at 11.30pm feeling over-rested and sluggish. Wade through rubbish in hallway to flick switch on kettle in kitchen … Continue reading

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Kate and Leopold / Jurassic Park

Have been attempting to download Kate and Leopold for several weeks and know that time running low before flatmate Tom returns and discovers what self doing and beats self up for bringing such romantic mulch into our flat. Successfully acquire … Continue reading

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