Tag Archives: ashton kutcher

This Means War

Wake at 9am after night spent dreaming rather explicitly homoerotic dreams. Self often dreams such dreams, but dreams typically feature hardbodies such as Ryan Reynolds, Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson (who count as fair game), rather than real life people … Continue reading

Posted in *, 2012 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Guardian

Wake at 1.30am on night bus following audition for play destined for Camden Fringe Festival. Self in no state to bed down as adrenaline and alcohol surging through bloodstream after entire day spent in pub interacting with old (though younger … Continue reading

Posted in **, 2006 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Joneses

Wake at 10.30am to rave ringtone cranking out of mobile communication device. Ignore and return to state of slumber as device too far away from bed. Wake at 11.30am and return missed call from flatmate Johnny. Hopeful that flatmate Johnny … Continue reading

Posted in **, 2009 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment