Tag Archives: date night

This Means War

Wake at 9am after night spent dreaming rather explicitly homoerotic dreams. Self often dreams such dreams, but dreams typically feature hardbodies such as Ryan Reynolds, Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson (who count as fair game), rather than real life people … Continue reading

Posted in *, 2012 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Joneses

Wake at 10.30am to rave ringtone cranking out of mobile communication device. Ignore and return to state of slumber as device too far away from bed. Wake at 11.30am and return missed call from flatmate Johnny. Hopeful that flatmate Johnny … Continue reading

Posted in **, 2009 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Date Night

Return from work on two wheeled bicycle at 9.30pm. Indefinite plans formulated with flatmate Johnny over text messaging service leave self half prepared for screening of recent Gerard Butler comedy The Bounty Hunter. Self back in groove of blogging after … Continue reading

Posted in ***, 2010 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment