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JCVD

Posted on 08/19/2011 by josh-in-reel-life

Wake at 9.30am show-worn and sweat-drained after week of rioting (self obviously wasn’t part of riots [since self prefers stealing hearts rather than plasma screen televisions], but self was caught near riots [since self lives in Peckham]) and performing in … Continue reading →

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Cop Out

Posted on 07/24/2010 by josh-in-reel-life

Wake, embarrassed, at 12pm. Uncertainty as to why self up and around flat so late on in day solved when arrival at desk reveals duo of wine bottles next to pile of foreign DVDs. Memories of two for £5.50 offer … Continue reading →

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I Love You Philip Morris

Posted on 07/19/2010 by josh-in-reel-life

Wake at 1pm when noise of scuffle in hallway outside front door begins. Look up and see through room doorway, down hall, through front door window, mirage of flatmate Tom trying to open door. Check time on alarm clock and … Continue reading →

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